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This morning, out of the blue, Son the Younger asked me, "what are these balls on my penis for?"

The next thing I knew, I was telling him about the basic mechanics of sex. So, within a month of each other, I have had "The Talk" with both of my kids. This version was a lot shorter and simpler, however, since StY is only 7.

StY's choice comments:
"I never want to have kids."
"That sounds disgusting."

Date: 2011-06-13 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arcanology.livejournal.com
You should have just said "decoration, it's like wearing a tie".

Date: 2011-06-13 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marcusmarcusrc.livejournal.com
I think you should be filling your kids minds like a cabinet of vulgar curios! eg, "what is carnal embrace?" "Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef."

Date: 2011-06-13 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arcanology.livejournal.com
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that carnal embrace is when you both dress up like clowns and hug. It's from "carny embrace".

Date: 2011-06-15 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mareserinitatis.livejournal.com
My younger one asked about those a while ago. I told him they had 'baby seeds'. He said there must be two seeds. :-D Of course, even better, was when he started wanting to show people his baby seeds. o_0 Had to have a talk about keeping things private.

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