Well, it's well known that Republicans generally subsist on human organs. What with their being in power in your neck of the woods for so long, they're having to harvest in more creative ways...

So you get "appendicitis" delivered through either a microdart or mosquito-born nanovirus, and then you go to the hospital to be cured...

And get out feeling better but perhaps a bit peaked due to the fact that you now only have one kidney and are missing a chunk of liver.