astra_nomer | Turtle Cake

Holy... turtle. If you're a Terry Pratchett fan, you have got to click on the link.

Better get a divorce so you can get married again and have one.

Except my mom doesn't bake anything more complicated than cupcakes. From a mix. Without frosting, because that's too hard.

Well, maybe you can make your husband's family do it.

Although they might make it out of wood.

Yeah, I was thinking, this is her daughter? I know some single guys I need to hook up with h...oh wait...damn...she's married.