Hahaha. Welcome to living far enough south that they just don't know how to plow.

(Though hundreds of area schools closed here too (*but not mine*)-- it wasn't snowing when I woke up at 6, but we had an inch an hour later, and when I cut out of school after my last class to come home while it was still light, accumulation had dramatically outpaced the plows and visibility was close to zero. yikes.)