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astra_nomer ([personal profile] astra_nomer) wrote2011-06-13 10:54 am
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My husband is never around when I need him

This morning, out of the blue, Son the Younger asked me, "what are these balls on my penis for?"

The next thing I knew, I was telling him about the basic mechanics of sex. So, within a month of each other, I have had "The Talk" with both of my kids. This version was a lot shorter and simpler, however, since StY is only 7.

StY's choice comments:
"I never want to have kids."
"That sounds disgusting."

[identity profile] arcanology.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You should have just said "decoration, it's like wearing a tie".