My husband is never around when I need him

[astra_nomer]

This morning, out of the blue, Son the Younger asked me, "what are these balls on my penis for?"

The next thing I knew, I was telling him about the basic mechanics of sex. So, within a month of each other, I have had "The Talk" with both of my kids. This version was a lot shorter and simpler, however, since StY is only 7.

StY's choice comments:
"I never want to have kids."
"That sounds disgusting."

Comments

[arcanology.livejournal.com]

You should have just said "decoration, it's like wearing a tie".