My husband is never around when I need him

[astra_nomer]

This morning, out of the blue, Son the Younger asked me, "what are these balls on my penis for?"

The next thing I knew, I was telling him about the basic mechanics of sex. So, within a month of each other, I have had "The Talk" with both of my kids. This version was a lot shorter and simpler, however, since StY is only 7.

StY's choice comments:
"I never want to have kids."
"That sounds disgusting."

Comments

[arcanology.livejournal.com]

You should have just said "decoration, it's like wearing a tie".

[marcusmarcusrc.livejournal.com]

I think you should be filling your kids minds like a cabinet of vulgar curios! eg, "what is carnal embrace?" "Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef."

[arcanology.livejournal.com]

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that carnal embrace is when you both dress up like clowns and hug. It's from "carny embrace".

[mareserinitatis.livejournal.com]

My younger one asked about those a while ago. I told him they had 'baby seeds'. He said there must be two seeds. :-D Of course, even better, was when he started wanting to show people his baby seeds. o_0 Had to have a talk about keeping things private.