And, speaking of bridges to Hawai'i, it brings to mind this joke:
A man walking along a beach in California picks up a lamp and rubs it. A genie comes out, and offers one wish. The man says "I've always wanted to visit Hawai'i, but I'm scared of flying, and get very seasick, so, could you make me a bridge?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel! No, think of another wish." The man thinks for a while, and then says, "Ok, instead, could you help me to understand women?" "Do you want your bridge two lanes, or four?"
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Date: 2006-03-02 06:31 pm (UTC)And, speaking of bridges to Hawai'i, it brings to mind this joke:
A man walking along a beach in California picks up a lamp and rubs it. A genie comes out, and offers one wish.
The man says "I've always wanted to visit Hawai'i, but I'm scared of flying, and get very seasick, so, could you make me a bridge?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel! No, think of another wish."
The man thinks for a while, and then says, "Ok, instead, could you help me to understand women?"
"Do you want your bridge two lanes, or four?"