It's my party, I can cry if I want to

I have a numerologically significant birthday coming up next week. Clearly, this calls for a celebration of some kind. So:


You and your loved ones
are cordially invited to
Astra's Birthday Barbecue
at
Astra's house
at
4 o'clock pm
on
Saturday, June 4, 2005


Yeah, so what if your stinky alumni barbecue conflicts. Mine will be waaaaaaay better.