On the train from Edinburgh to St. Andrews:
American friend to man peddling food and drinks: "Do you have any soda?"
Peddler: "No soda, just juice. I have orange juice, apple juice, Sprite, Coke, and Diet Coke."
UPDATE: I have collected additional data that suggests that soda is called soda in Scotland after all. Also, Ceilidh is pronounced "kay-lee."
American friend to man peddling food and drinks: "Do you have any soda?"
Peddler: "No soda, just juice. I have orange juice, apple juice, Sprite, Coke, and Diet Coke."
UPDATE: I have collected additional data that suggests that soda is called soda in Scotland after all. Also, Ceilidh is pronounced "kay-lee."