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Feb. 16th, 2009 10:21 am
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My kids don't like it when I sing songs with their names in it. Probably because I've been doing it since they were infants and now it's gotten old. But sometimes I just can't help myself. My latest composition:

(to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song)
My REDACTED has a first name
It's R-E-D-A-C-T-E-D,
My REDACTED has a second name
It's A-L-S-O-R-E-D-A-C-T-E-D
I love my REDACTED everyday
And if you ask me why I'll say
It's 'cause REDACTED ALSOREDACTED is full of
B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

It completely fails to scan well because their names are too long, but it still makes me giggle whenever I sing it.

Date: 2009-02-16 03:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] desireearmfeldt
I'm not sure which I find more amusing: the idea of you singing this with your kids' actual names, or the way you've written it here. :)

Date: 2009-02-16 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ukelele.livejournal.com
Yeah, I am loving the way it is here ;).

Date: 2009-02-16 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superjeannie.livejournal.com
HAHAHA that's awesome. I think you should change someone's name to REDACTED, too.

Date: 2009-02-16 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lokiect.livejournal.com
at least they aren't responding
"oh, I'm glad I'm not an oscar meyer weener,
cause I don't want my mom to come eat me!"

Date: 2009-02-17 01:44 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dcltdw
I'm being amused, because in my initial skimming, I missed the intro paragraph. So I was thinking of Bad Covert Government Agencies or Bad Secret Co-Workers, and then I decided to re-read for details: "oh, ha, her kids. Snerk." :)

Date: 2009-02-17 02:38 am (UTC)

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